Introduction to Forum ModerationThe following guide will assist you in the process of gaining power in the Super Mario Bros. X community. Being a forum moderator is fun and enjoyable, because you get to have power over people and tell them what to do and what to not do; including advice them in their relationships and control their personal lives.
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Earn moderator status
- By boot licking the administrators, you raise your chances of becoming an administrator. However, don't do it excessively, they might realize that you're manipulating them and become paranoid about it.
- Maintain close contact with an administrator. Praise and flatter them. Invite them to playing games and eventually ask for moderator status. Chances you'll earn it.
- Expand your vocabulary. Having an expansive vocabulary will make you look smart and stand out among the other members. Visiting the Word of the Day every so often will slowly expand your vocabulary. It will also help you express yourself and will help you win arguments.
- Report infringing posts frequently. This will make administrators recognize you as an attentive person.
- Be a girl.
Retain your moderator statusUnless you're a girl, you're going to need this step. Now that you've earned your moderator status, it's time to retain it.
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Not satisfied?
Not satisfied with your current moderator status? I saw that coming! You need to become an admin.
- If you aren't an admin yet, it's probably since you haven't mastered your boot licking abilities. To become an administrator, you must master this ability. It's a requirement to every administrator that has step in this community.
- Remember, practice is your way to perfection.
- When the administrator is mocking other members, make sure to join his bandwagon. This'll make you seem like a cool guy in his eyes and drastically raise the odds of being promoted.
- Don't mock other members if the administrator isn't doing it. It might cost your moderator status.
The forum belongs to you.
You are a leader among children! Congratulations!