Hacking a Forum
First Steps
In order to start hacking a forum, you need a reason to keep you motivated. Hacking without proper motivation will usually lead to the hacker giving up, and that's usually not what anyone wants. Analyze your situation and think of why would you want to hack a forum.
Examples of good reasons to hack a forum:
If you have already decided your reason for hacking this forum, then feel free to go ahead to the next step.
Examples of good reasons to hack a forum:
- It promotes unethical, immoral activity, such as locking topics
- The concept of the forum revolves around a Mario game
- Someone from the forum lives in Wet Beaver Creek
- You just want to
If you have already decided your reason for hacking this forum, then feel free to go ahead to the next step.
Set up your clan
Go around in this forum and look around for people who share the same idea as you. These people will most likely join your case and assist you with hacking. If they are not tech-savvy enough to do hacking itself, they might at least help by harassing members and spamming furry pornography, which always helps.
Once you've gotten enough people to join your case, it is now time to create a super secret hideout where you and your fellows all can discuss your secret, illegal Mario business. The location of this hideout should be chosen wisely, as you don't want anyone finding out about your Mario-forum hacking business! |
Code names
After you have set up a location for your secret hideout, it is now time to set up code names so that nobody will recognize you. Try something cool, like the name of a dragon or your favorite character. It will more than certainly make you look like a badass who shouldn't be messed with, then introduce yourself to the victims. Make sure to hide your double chins in the process.
Before starting the Hacking
To start hacking, you must try a few things first. Go on 4chin's /b/ board and ask anyone if they would be willing to help you, although all you might get as a response is a NYPA (not your personal army). To respond to such an awful post, you may do so by posting the picture of a woman on her period to traumatize this person forever.
But if you do get a decent answer, the hackers of 4chin will do all the hacking for you. If so, you may ignore the next steps and consider yourself part of Anonymous!
But if you do get a decent answer, the hackers of 4chin will do all the hacking for you. If so, you may ignore the next steps and consider yourself part of Anonymous!
Start Hacking
If the previous step fails; well, you've got to do all the hacking by yourself. But fear not, you have a few options and a guide to help you. Organize yourself with your team members and discuss on the following possibilities:
- DDoS attack
- Furry porn attack
- Bot spam attack
- Mystery attack
Method: DDoS Attack
This is one of the simplest methods of taking down a forum: the DDoS attack. Producing a DDoS attack is very simple and this will teach you how.
You will need to open Windows's command prompt, the most essential hacker's tool. To increase the effectiveness of this method, you will need your fellow hackers to do the same simultaneously. After you've opened the command-prompt, you are ready to start hacking. Type into command prompt: 'ping 127.0.0.1 -l 65500 -n 10000000000000 -w 0.0001' and the command will automatically detect the forum's IP address and start attacking it. Wait a few minutes and the forum should be down!
You will need to open Windows's command prompt, the most essential hacker's tool. To increase the effectiveness of this method, you will need your fellow hackers to do the same simultaneously. After you've opened the command-prompt, you are ready to start hacking. Type into command prompt: 'ping 127.0.0.1 -l 65500 -n 10000000000000 -w 0.0001' and the command will automatically detect the forum's IP address and start attacking it. Wait a few minutes and the forum should be down!
Method: Furry porn attack
The furry porn attack is basically hacking through the use of furry technology. You may want to go to a good furry porn site (which you can find by googling it) and explore it for a while to find the best furry porn to post.
After you've found the most disgusting piece of furry porn on the internet, you will want to use a proxy at http://proxy.org/ to register as a spamming account on the victim forum. Once you're registered, start posting the furry porn and the furries will do the rest of the hacking for you. Results guaranteed.
After you've found the most disgusting piece of furry porn on the internet, you will want to use a proxy at http://proxy.org/ to register as a spamming account on the victim forum. Once you're registered, start posting the furry porn and the furries will do the rest of the hacking for you. Results guaranteed.
Method: Bot spam attack
Open a lot of tabs on Internet Exploder, preferably having them all opened at your victim forum's chatroom page. Join as many times as you possibly can into their chatroom to make it seem like you are leading a true army of zombie computers, like the real hackers you are. Once you do this, the administrators will be scared and will shut down the forum for a few days.
Method: Mystery attack
This is the most ultimate hacking attack you might ever see in the internet. You and your fellow hacker members will need to work together to accomplish this.
Gather your members and have them ready to join the victim forum's chatroom at once, with your secret code names. Ask one of the administrators to talk to them, and make it seem like you are the biggest mofos around, but not through the use of your physical mass. Forum will be scared and shut down for a few days. Guaranteed hacking method! |